1. INT. A LARGE
STUDIO. PRESIDENT'S OFFICE - DAY
Los Angeles, California.
The President of the Studio
and his people are discussing their shooting plans for the new
"...ok, now we've got to find a country with rich
opportunities and exotic places and start making our movie..."
His fingers trace across the map of the
world. And he points to the country of Uzbekistan. All the people in the room
stare at him in surprise.
2. INT. "UZBEKKINO". CHAIRMAN'S OFFICE -
WRITTEN: Uzbekistan 2002
The Chairman and his people are discussing
the "Shoot Your Movie in Uzbekistan!" campaign.
"...ok, we have
everything that would make the world's best studios want to shoot their movies
in Uzbekistan: one of the largest studios in the former Soviet Union, the
cheapest prices for everything they'll need, beautiful locations, qualified
specialists, 75 years of experience in making movies, and much more... But where
the hell are those studios? OK, let's start the campaign!"